Thursday, 3 April 2008

Hooray. Our Man Tyson Is Back

Well thankfully Tyson is back fit and well and hungry. Here is the food count for 02/04/2008.

Tyson started the days proceedings with 3 slices of Pizza. Like any red blooded male he hates to see last nights take away wasted so he dispatched of that with copious amounts of ease.

He got to work very early yesterday as he was travelling via choo choo train so he decided to pay a visit to his favourite haunt in Thornaby Pier 22. The usual was what Tyson craved and the usual is what he got. A sausage, bacon and onion sarnie with brown sauce and for some bizarre reason in a plastic tray. Don't ask me readers, I only take note of what is eaten.

Everybodys favourite Dave sandwich paid a visit at 11 o'clock and Tyson was ravenous. A selection of Daves finest was the order of the day here. First of all it was everyones favourite a BLT Wrap. Not an ak47 type of wrap but a nice fluffy tortilla wrap with a delicious mouth watering filling. This was enjoyed after a succulent dogs arse (sausage roll, daves sausage rolls do look likes dogs arses) and the englishmans choice of choice sandwiches cheese and pickle. Yum Yum.

The afternoon was capped off with 6 fruity chewy sweets kindly donated by Smithy.

Now everybody look forward to tomorrow as we are having a retro day when we will be looking back to the 20th of March which was a massive day in Tysons life. Watch this space.

tata

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I'm Tyson and I dont think I eat that much, I just get hungry when I'm sat in an office all day. I'm glad that Leeso has found something productive to do, God knows he's not the brightest star in the world, but a star none the less, so as it gives little Jimmy something to live for then i feel it is my duty as The Fat Man Who Can Eat to make sure that Jimbo Lees gets a list of food to really wright home about, so watch this space as i feel that wednesday the 9th of April(2 days after my BDay) will be a feast of feasts in the office.

Yours Fatily

Tyson