Sausage and Bacon. he fucking loves it

I'm sure reading through the blog you will know fine well that Tyson loves his sausage and bacon sarnies. Hey but don't we all. But this day was a bit special for Tyson as he had 3 before 11am in this day. The story goes a little bit like this.

Now Tyson had a good sleep but was absolutely hank marvin so he pulled his mother in law by the feet out of bed and stud her up against the cooker. Now some of you will be having dirty thoughts about this scenario but nothing like that happened. Said Tyson anyway. He just threw a bucket of water over here and she knew what to do. Fridge, two sausage, 2 bacon, frying pan. Sausage and bacon sarnie. Done.

Now whilst he was on the train he started to scare the rest of the passengers with his constant stomach rumbling. So he dialed 1 on the speed dial and was put straight through to the Pier express. Now Pier have been equipped with what they call the Tyson phone. It's similar the the one they had on Batman but its shaped like a burger. They knew exactly what to do. The Tray was out. The food was frying and the Brown Sauce was ready. He walked in, handed the cash and the job was done. But he wasn't finished there. He wanted something nice and creamy to wash it down. So large tub of coleslaw it was. Now this is as close to Salad as Tyson gets I'm afraid so don't all start thinking he's turned a corner.

I've got to say on the 11th I was starving and so was half of the office. So Tyson thought he'd help us all out and get the phone order in. Tysons usual again. Sausage, Bacon and onion sarnie. His 3rd of the day. This man is moving into hero status now. The mans good deeds were not done there though. Young Samantha, a new recruit to the world of Sayu had enough of her Bacon and cheese sarnie. Who was there to lend her a helping hand. Our man Tyson. You never saw Jesus offering help like this did you now.

Dave Sandwich rolled in about 11ish and Tyson was there with the usual hug and kiss but let Dave down a bit as he only had one bacon and egg pie. Could Tyson be cutting down. Lets hope not.

Dinner time came and his belly was acting like the one on the Shreddies advert. You know the one "keep hunger locked up till lunch". A couple of spoons banging away at his Gut. So he want for a chicken Burger and wedges. He tried to have some salad but that was a total no go. In Tysons words. "I wanna shag like a rabbit, not eat like one" You can't argue with that.

Now what a day this man had and I for one am very proud of him. Now some news for you all is that soon we will be paying homage to Tyson and having a national sausage, bacon and onion sarnie day. Just keep checking this blog and free sarnies for further information.

Holla.