Only A Half Day.. But Only Half As Much. Doubt It

Well only half as much for Tyson maybe but not for any normal person. This is there daily intake usually. But as we all know now Tyson is something special.

Well as per usual the sausage and bacon sarnies were calling and Tyson was more than happy to answer that call with super fast haste. That was down and out in a matter of seconds. H then gave his family a kiss and was on his way for a grueling half day at planet Sayu.

Now the friendly staff at Pier were sat waiting for the batphone to go off but bad news.... It didn't.

Tyson was ready loaded with tagliatelle bolognese and fuck me did he eat this. You should have seen him shovel that shit into his gob. He loved it and it's always good to see. No wrapping the lovely pasta round the fork for this man. no sirree.

Dave Sandwich came in early again. I think this lad is wetting the bed but that's a different story. Tyson was mid pitch but that didn't matter, phone down, money out and straight to Dave. Two pies it was today. The usual Egg and Bacon but Tyson is also a man of variety so he tried a bit of Steak and Gravy. Now everyone loves steak and gravy and Tyson is no different.

Now unfortunately this is all for today. Tyson had to go see his dentist. Bad news as well he needs two fillings so if all readers could say a prayer for Tyson to ensure all goes well with minimal fuss and pain.

Lord, be with me each day as I practice dentistry.
May I treat with gentle care all who place their trust in me.
May my calm assurance help to ease my patients fear and to relax a tense adult or to dry a child's tear.
May I treat each person with competence and skill,
whether a difficult procedure or a tooth that I must fill.
As I diagnose and treat, be with me all the while.
And reward me with the beauty of my patient's lovely and healthy smile.

Amen.